life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude

(via eat-sleep-box-repeat)

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(via blxxd-stream)

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

image

(via asvprock)

bakrua:

hey fun fact did you know that people are allowed to actually change their opinions on something? i know. take your time.

(via blxxd-stream)

interiorly:

I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one

(via waakeme-up)

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via waakeme-up)

Confidence isn’t walking into a room with your nose in the air, and thinking you are better than everyone else, it’s walking into a room and not having to compare yourself to anyone else in the first place. — (via m-wol)

(via waakeme-up)